Union
(Mayhem)
by Scott Hefflon
Ex-Mötley Crüe vocalist John Corabi and ex-Kiss guitarist Bruce Kulick combine efforts ’cause no real band would have ’em, and hell, this way no one could kick ’em out when someone better came along. Sure, that’s mean, but fuck ’em. Anyone impressed by their names is going to rush out and buy this ignorable slab of mediocre rock regardless of what I say, so I might as well take my potshots. I can’t hurt these guys, so hating them makes no difference.