Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See
by Scott Hefflon
- Chris Cornell Carter
- Steely Dan Quayle
- Jenny Craig Kilborn
- George Michael Myers
- Marky Mark Slaughter
- Matt Daymon Wayans
- Janeane Garafolorence Henderson
- Steve Austin Powers
- Elton Johnny Depp
- Tipper Gore Vidal
- Ron Howard Cosell
- Newt Gingrichie Rich
- Eddie Murphy Brown
- Tom Wolfman Jack
- Drew Barrymorton Downey Jr.
- Demi Morton Downey Jr.
- Mary Tyler Morton Downey Jr.
- Vince Neil Diamond
- Tommy Lee Harvey Oswald
- John F. KenneDee Snider
- Ted Kennedy Dee Ramone