Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Band Names that Suck – Column

October 15, 2003

Pick a band name to ensure your band rocks. Suck: Any other band’s song title. Rock: The (any name) Experience.

Garbage Pail – Fake Band Names Dealing with Religion – Column

January 3, 2003

With Christian Rock being “so big,” and everyone from sports stars and award-accepting actors to politicians name-dropping the Big G, here’s a sampling of religion-oriented band/album names I came up with: Communal Whine, The Highway to Hellmen, Pinhead Angels, Virgin Mary Stripshow…

Garbage Pail – Fake Band Names: Food – Column

April 19, 2002

Bacon Bitch, Ally McVeal, Cake and Pie, Ham on Wry, Leg of Lamb of God, Where Deer and Weapons Meet…

Garbage Pail – Fake Band Names – Column

February 22, 2002

Here’s a portion of a list of fake band names I came up with for a mock version of the mp3 CD which should be glued into the center spread of this issue.

Garbage Pail – Phrases Mistaken for Band Names – Column

April 1, 2001

I kinda always thought a good Nirvana cover band name would be Nirvana-Na-Na. Maybe there already is one. Maybe there are ten, seeing as it’s unlikely any of them’ll ever get signed and need to copyright the name.

Garbage Pail – Genetic Splicings – Column

September 1, 2000

Genetic Splicings We’d Hate to See: Pamela Anderson Lee Majors. Uncle Jesse Ventura. Tenacious D Snider.

Garbage Pail – Young Adult Movies – Column

September 1, 2000

Since pomo porno titles like Good Will Humping and Romancing The Bone are always good for a laugh, it got us thinking: What if adult movies sought inspiration from the titles of young adult novels?

Garbage Pail – Movies Combinations – Column

September 1, 2000

Movies Combinations: Three Kings and a Baby, The Long Kiss Goodnight of the Living Dead, Father of the Bride of Frankenstein.

Garbage Pail – Family Reunions – Column

September 1, 2000

Family Reunions We’d Hate to See: Paul & Hulk Hogan. George & Hillary Clinton. Shaun & Neal Cassidy.

Garbage Pail – The Right Stuff – Column

June 1, 2000

NASA is also looking into applications of the new drug in reducing the tedium of space travel for their astronauts. The turds appear to be nonaddictive and have no known side effects but, because of their mild psychoactive properties, will be available only by prescription.