Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

February 1, 1997

Glossarock: pot-rock – Phish, etc. skunk-rock – Bad pot-rock. runt-rock – Short guys with attitudes (eg. Danzig, Andy Williams).

Garbage Pail – Punk IS Dead – Column

February 1, 1997

Punk IS Dead. We had to go down to the station house to identify the body. So you can grow your hair back now and take those silly rings out of your nose.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

February 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Bruce Springsteenage Fanclub (“Born In The Status Quo”), Gary Numanthrax (“I’m The Man In Cars”)…

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

December 1, 1996

Glossarock: toner-rock – (bands with flyers on black paper with white lettering). yeah, right-rock – (bands that claim to be uncategorizable).

Garbage Pail – If You Can’t Say Anything Nice… – Column

December 1, 1996

If You Can’t Say Anything Nice: … use a pseudonym. … do it in 500 words or less. … you’re hired.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

December 1, 1996

Scene Splicing: Pearl Bailey Jam. Foogazi Fighters. Dead Can Danzig.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Try organizing the notes on un-numbered bar napkins you later used as a coaster, or typing reviews from a notebook you threw up on. Journalism is hard work.

Garbage Pail – Now Available at the Adult Video Store – Column

November 1, 1996

Now Available at the Adult Video Store: Schindler’s Fist. Reservoir Dongs. Trainsquatting.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Persistence is futile.

Garbage Pail – Gloss-A-Rock – Column

November 1, 1996

Gloss-A-Rock: Smack-rock: see track-rock. Track-rock: see dead-rock. Dead-rock: see nothing anymore.