Metalsucks – Review

May 26, 2011

Your metal IQ will go up after a few weeks of regular usage. For every post about reunion tour plans, there will be 10 posts about bands you’ve never heard of.

Lambgoat – Review

May 24, 2011

The attractive, super-minimalist design belies the fact that the site houses all manner of dark entries from the world of metal, hardcore, and extreme sounds.

LaLa – Review

February 1, 2010

Used to be that if you wanted to make a half Basement Jaxx, half Cannibal Corpse playlist, you had to pay to make that freakish vision a reality. No more…

The Museum of Bad Art – Review

May 11, 2007

Once upon a time, the dividing lines between “good” and “bad” were clearer, and reveling in “bad” art was a pretty amusing thing.

Playdeadpics – Review

May 4, 2007

Random picture of people pretending they died in an accident. Like failing down stairs or having an amp fall on them (called “Mesa Boogie’d,” ha ha).

Uncyclopedia – Review

April 27, 2007

“You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. You may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to this.”

Kibo – Review

April 13, 2007

For 15 years, Kibo hosted a Usenet group to expound on physics, mathematics, and British sitcoms. Al Gore had to ask his permission to invent the Internet.

Daily Afflictions – Review

March 30, 2007

Andrew Boyd is an endlessly fascinating fellow. He’s an author, political activist, and culture-jamming cyber monk.

Cute Overload – Review

June 1, 2006

A site in the “Hot or Not” mold, Cute Overload sets you up with two pictures, usually of someone’s dog, kitten, rabbit, or whatever pet didn’t run away.

Pants on Head – Review

April 28, 2006

If you need constantly updated photos of people with underpants on their heads, there are probably more active sites out there. And support groups.

Superdickery – Review

April 28, 2006

What is a simple, innocent comment one era becomes unintentional porn the next. An entire page of panels with Joker talking about pulling Batman’s boner.

Sugar Bush Squirrel – Review

April 28, 2006

Sugar Bush Squirrel is, like many unfortunate domesticated animals, regularly dressed up in “cute” costumes and photographed.

Sodaplay – Review

April 28, 2006

Impossible to describe without bringing SOME kind of altered state into play. Basically, it’s a Java program that allows you to mess with geometric concepts.

Skinema – Review

April 28, 2006

“As a dermatologist and a film buff, I’ve found a series of skin conditions featured in movies. You may look at movies in a new way.” Yeah, maybe.

Shaye Saint John – Review

April 28, 2006

She was a hot woman who was horribly disfigured in a car accident. She appears in public wearing this creepy as fuck mask, and clunky prosthetic legs and hands.

Heidi’s Dreamhouse – Review

April 28, 2006

Heidilynn is a completely out AB (adult baby). He lives, eats, sleeps, and craps as an AB. For all the faux-rebellious bullshit, Heidilynn is the real deal.

Eat Hufu – Review

April 28, 2006

“Hufu is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.”

Xanthe – Review

March 15, 2006

I like The X-Files. I like Mitch Pileggi, who plays Skinner, Mulder and Skully’s boss. I never thought too much about him. Apparently, someone out there has.

Tokyo Plastic – Review

March 15, 2006

These animations exist to sell toys of the characters, but the sales pitch is more implied than in your face, so you can browse without fear of annoyance.

Liveplasma – Review

March 15, 2006

Type in a movie, actor, director, or band, and boom. You get a funky-looking, interconnected web/map of things that might similarly float your boat.

Polezilla – Review

June 13, 2005

Other cultures are fun to make fun of, especially if you do it behind their backs. They paint buildings purple. They have random sculptures with no explanation.

Man Faye Gallery – Review

June 13, 2005

Faye is a character in cosplay, a vaguely adult undertaking involving hot women dressing up for roleplay. Alas, this activity is no longer limited to women.

Gizoogle – Review

June 13, 2005

This thugged-out version of the Google search engine finds sites and translates a blurb into thug language “Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznat.”

Ebaum’s World – Review

June 13, 2005

If it sez “The most annoying thing I’ve seen,” I’ll click it. I won’t return my parent’s calls, but I’ll replay “Tequilla” played by a rabbit, lion, and ape.

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