Lollipop Magazine

Liveplasma – Review

March 15, 2006

Type in a movie, actor, director, or band, and boom. You get a funky-looking, interconnected web/map of things that might similarly float your boat.

Polezilla – Review

June 13, 2005

Other cultures are fun to make fun of, especially if you do it behind their backs. They paint buildings purple. They have random sculptures with no explanation.

Man Faye Gallery – Review

June 13, 2005

Faye is a character in cosplay, a vaguely adult undertaking involving hot women dressing up for roleplay. Alas, this activity is no longer limited to women.

Gizoogle – Review

June 13, 2005

This thugged-out version of the Google search engine finds sites and translates a blurb into thug language “Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznat.”

Ebaum’s World – Review

June 13, 2005

If it sez “The most annoying thing I’ve seen,” I’ll click it. I won’t return my parent’s calls, but I’ll replay “Tequilla” played by a rabbit, lion, and ape.

Create Bands – Review

June 13, 2005

You can go to their site and literally manufacture a band, which will then help you manufacture a song. So far as I can tell, you can’t save your creation.

Which Would Jesus Do? – Review

February 28, 2005

Which Would Jesus Do? asks the only real question: When given a choice between two hot, scantily-clad women, who would he boff?

Peter Pan – Review

February 28, 2005

One would suspect that senor freako was gay and looking for young boys to fly off to Never-Never Land with him, but he’s not. He’s looking for Tinkerbell.

Kekeo’s Ballbusting World – Review

February 28, 2005

“IMAGINE THIS GIRL KICKS YOUR NUTS,” proclaims one particularly straight-forward caption, this one beneath a cute Japanese girl in a swimsuit.

Hoot Island – Review

February 28, 2005

Hoot Island is certainly an oddity. No, this isn’t a fetish site. It’s basically devoted to pictorials of young nubiles disrobing while in the act of laughing.