Lollipop Magazine

Divine Interventions – Review

February 28, 2005

Realize what you’re really looking at, and the number of hits this site gets, you’ll not have to guess if the path to hell is truly paved with good intentions.

All Look Same – Review

February 28, 2005

Can you tell the difference between Chinese, Korean, and Japanese? A Chinese friend explained the differences to me once. I bombed the test spectacularly.

10 Eastern – Review

February 28, 2005

There really is a strange kind of coherence in going from goofy to nice to cute to completely screwed up in the space of ten seconds.

Think Geek – Review

October 4, 2004

In keeping with things unusual for hip rockers and metalhedz: thinkgeek.com. All the products you’ll need to live a proper reclusive and abnormal lifestyle.

The Notorious MSG – Review

October 4, 2004

The Notorious MSG are three Chinese gangstas who rap about Green Cards, take-out restaurants, and “bittez.”

Something Positive – Review

October 4, 2004

The comic is the long-running work of Randy Milholland, a Boston resident hailing from the State of Texas. This guy is sharp, witty, and going places.

Orgasm Girl – Review

October 4, 2004

Orgasm Girl offers hours of frustrating joy for anyone willing to try their hand (ahem) at pleasuring one of the cutely drawn girls while they are sleeping.

JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway – Review

October 4, 2004

Republican or Democrat, the level of sniping has reached the dignified stature of two sweaty, snot-nosed kids arguing over whose Dad can beat up whose.

Icy Hot Stuntaz – Review

October 4, 2004

They’re a running gag in some Internet circles, a trio of hysterically deluded Middle Class white kids who have earned a reputation as, uh, “Straight Ballerz.”

Beautiful Agony – Review

October 4, 2004

People masturbate until they reach orgasm. It may sound kinda weak, but once you start watching, you learn how hot people can be by themselves.