Punk Rock Throbbleheads – Review

November 23, 2010

Aggronautix has all your faves like G.G. Allen, The Meatmen’s Tesco Vee, Wendy O’ Williams, Descendents’ Milo, Andrew W. K., and Circle Jerks’ Keith Morris.

Scrapbook Max – Review

March 30, 2007

You might be under the crazy impression that scrapbooks are musty physical objects to be enjoyed decades from now, when your grandkids hop up on your lap.

Gothic Calendar 2007 – Review

March 16, 2007

With Mistress Juliya on the cover, Lollipop cover model Satu gracing two pages, and Leaves’ Eyes’ Liv Kristine Espenaes Krull, this is a classy item.

Olivia Barware – Review

April 28, 2006

Featuring the artwork of Olivia, the world-famous pin-up artist, these glasses are awesome. I’ve been a fan since her paintings on the cover of Heavy Metal.

Toxic Toons – Review

April 28, 2006

A must-have for any Eric Pigor fan, and a really cool gift for any horror or collectible toy fan.

Spyke-IT Media Storage – Review

April 28, 2006

Different color plastic platters with rubbery gripping bottom and a spiky top: It’s so simple, it’s amazing no one thought of it sooner.

Coffin Case – Review

April 28, 2006

While trolling for cute girls on MySpace, I stumbled across Coffin Case, a company that makes coffin-shaped guitar cases.

Dead Batteries – Review

April 28, 2006

I thought it was some art project and I could impress my friends by having cooler useless shit than them. But they work. And they cost $1.25 each.

Evil Now – Review

April 28, 2006

Evil Now is an electronic catalog/newsletter for Shane Bugbee, a self-promoting lunatic who’s been discovering/reselling/producing weird shit for 20 years now.

Gothic Calendar 2006 – Review

April 28, 2006

It hangs on the wall and you look at it to see what day your utilities will actually shut off. It’s far prettier than the Staples calendar I used last year.

The Postman – Review

April 28, 2006

The Postman makes fake stamps and tries to slip them passed the French mailing authorities so he can meet the band and take photos of them holding his artwork.

Ugly Art Dolls – Review

April 28, 2006

If you like Tim Burton’s imagery and Rasputina’s lyrics and wish Dead Dolls were better quality than cereal box toys, Ugly Shyla has hand-made creepy dolls.

Big Teaze Toys – Review

June 13, 2005

Under the guise of waterproof vibrating massagers comes the Tickle-Popzzz (which makes it oh so much fun to say I’m a Lollipop Girl), and the S&M Bondage duck.

Dirty Book Art – Review

June 13, 2005

Say it with me: “dirty… book… art.” That’s what it is. A site devoted to the pre-Fabio supermarket pulp, and not stuff like Lady Chatterly’s Lover.

Mark Reusch Pendants – Review

June 13, 2005

Former Lollipop artist Mark Reusch (that’s Mister Reusch to you) hooks up a licensing deal with Salem-based Arcane Nonesuch to produce his paintings on jewelry.

Sesame Street – Review

June 13, 2005

We were stoked to get Sesame Street’s “Def Le Bird” tee shirt, Cookie Monster sox, and especially the Oscar the Grouch furry CD wallet.

Descendents – “Gotta” – Review

October 1, 1997

While this has only one new song and a kinda beefier, rawer-sounding version of the hidden track on Everything Sucks, it’s got Milo on it. Ergo, it rocks!