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Create Bands – Review

June 13, 2005

You can go to their site and literally manufacture a band, which will then help you manufacture a song. So far as I can tell, you can’t save your creation.

Which Would Jesus Do? – Review

February 28, 2005

Which Would Jesus Do? asks the only real question: When given a choice between two hot, scantily-clad women, who would he boff?

Peter Pan – Review

February 28, 2005

One would suspect that senor freako was gay and looking for young boys to fly off to Never-Never Land with him, but he’s not. He’s looking for Tinkerbell.

Kekeo’s Ballbusting World – Review

February 28, 2005

“IMAGINE THIS GIRL KICKS YOUR NUTS,” proclaims one particularly straight-forward caption, this one beneath a cute Japanese girl in a swimsuit.

Hoot Island – Review

February 28, 2005

Hoot Island is certainly an oddity. No, this isn’t a fetish site. It’s basically devoted to pictorials of young nubiles disrobing while in the act of laughing.

Divine Interventions – Review

February 28, 2005

Realize what you’re really looking at, and the number of hits this site gets, you’ll not have to guess if the path to hell is truly paved with good intentions.

All Look Same – Review

February 28, 2005

Can you tell the difference between Chinese, Korean, and Japanese? A Chinese friend explained the differences to me once. I bombed the test spectacularly.

10 Eastern – Review

February 28, 2005

There really is a strange kind of coherence in going from goofy to nice to cute to completely screwed up in the space of ten seconds.

Think Geek – Review

October 4, 2004

In keeping with things unusual for hip rockers and metalhedz: thinkgeek.com. All the products you’ll need to live a proper reclusive and abnormal lifestyle.

The Notorious MSG – Review

October 4, 2004

The Notorious MSG are three Chinese gangstas who rap about Green Cards, take-out restaurants, and “bittez.”

Something Positive – Review

October 4, 2004

The comic is the long-running work of Randy Milholland, a Boston resident hailing from the State of Texas. This guy is sharp, witty, and going places.

Orgasm Girl – Review

October 4, 2004

Orgasm Girl offers hours of frustrating joy for anyone willing to try their hand (ahem) at pleasuring one of the cutely drawn girls while they are sleeping.

Icy Hot Stuntaz – Review

October 4, 2004

They’re a running gag in some Internet circles, a trio of hysterically deluded Middle Class white kids who have earned a reputation as, uh, “Straight Ballerz.”

Beautiful Agony – Review

October 4, 2004

People masturbate until they reach orgasm. It may sound kinda weak, but once you start watching, you learn how hot people can be by themselves.

Wing Music – Review

May 23, 2004

She knows she can’t carry a tune in a bag, but she keeps on anyway. Keeping this in mind, listen again.

The Poop Report – Review

May 23, 2004

A site devoted to the act of bowel evacuation. Whether it be etiquette concerning pooping in public places, or one of the many “Stories About Poop,” down to the user commentary, this place is all about the straight shit.

The Fake Detective – Review

May 23, 2004

For the Web-impaired, there have been sweaty geeks pasting hot actresses’ faces on the nude bodies of not-so-well-known women, resulting in occasionally impressive, but more often than not laughable, fake “nudes.”

The Black Table – Review

May 23, 2004

Consumer Reports can’t do it all. Occasionally, you need help in the weirder aspects of life. That’s where The Black Table comes in.

Snopes – Review

May 23, 2004

The Vatican does not, in fact, have the largest collection of pornography in the world. Marilyn Chambers did, however, appear on the Ivory Snow box. Learn something new every day.

Cheeky Girls – Review

May 23, 2004

Skinny, jailbait-looking girls (twins, no less!) dressing in as little as they can get away with and singing about sex (their debut single was called “Touch My Bum”).

Badger Badger Badger – Review

May 23, 2004

Badger Badger Badger is one of those completely nonsensical things that sticks in your head, despite your best efforts to dislodge it with cheesy ’80s pop songs, narcotics, or, failing that, pliers.

Retrocrush – Review

October 15, 2003

It’s this careful balance between mockery and nostalgia that marks the site’s attitude. One article is about nothing but bad ’70s furniture.

Naked News – Review

October 15, 2003

Sick of Barbie and Ken condescending to you, chuckling hollowly at what passes for wit in local news programming? Check out Naked News.

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