by Scott Hefflon, William Ham, and Lex Marburger
Punk IS Dead.
We had to go down to the station house to identify the body.
From the looks of things, it had been there for months.
A dog had eaten some of it, but we could still tell it was punk.
We’re giving away most of its possessions because it has no living relatives.
So you can grow your hair back now and take those silly rings out of your nose.
We just thought you had a right to know.
A MESSAGE IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST FROM EPIDERMIS RECORDS
(now a polka label)