Garbage Pail – Column

Garbage Pail

by Scott Hefflon, William Ham, and Lex Marburger

“Peppermint Patty was a butch lesbian. Think about it.” CRG

Have you ever noticed how much Doom Metalheads, Goth Rockers, and Industrial Rivetheads are starting to look and sound alike, but still never get along? Which group is taking themselves too seriously?

“The devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car.” What kind of car is that? I’d like to think it’s a Pinto, or maybe a Gremlin. Now there’s an interesting mental image.

“If you can’t say anything nice, do it in 500 words or less.”

Sacred is nothing.

Persistence is futile.