Garbage Pail

Genetic Splicings We’d Hate to See

by Scott Hefflon
illustration by Ans

Pamela Anderson Lee Majors
Michael Douglas Adams Sandler
Crockadile Dundee Dee Ramone
Jennifer Love Huey Lewis
Kirstie Allie McBeal
Norma Jean Hackman
John Glenn Close
Uncle Jesse Ventura
Elton Johnny Cochran
Little Richard Greico
Martin Lawrence Fishburne
Bon Scott Thompson
P.J. Harvey Danger Danger
Tenacious D Snider
Martin Lawrence Welk
Drew BarryManilow
Molly Shannon Doherty