Misheard Lyrics: What They Said: “We’ll dance in the garden with torches in the rain” What We Thought They Said: “We’ll dance with the goblin of toe cheese in the rain”
In a landmark deal negotiated in the wake of superstar Michael Jordan’s retirement and last year’s horrendous record, the Chicago Bulls have signed a contract with Jordan landing them exclusive rights to his DNA.
The Catholic Church, responding to focus groups’ confusion, has decided to replace the popular image of Jesus Christ nailed on the crucifix. The new symbol will feature Jesus sitting in a more contemporary mode of execution: the electric chair.
Marilyn Manson Monroe and Marilyn Manson look forward to a dark and acrid-smelling future. Unfortunately, bits of the bride have been missing since the honeymoon.
“Women, and men dressed like women, have been treated like second-class citizens for too long,” says Feminist Drag Queen Council president Vulva Venus.