Garbage Pail – The All (Porn) Star Team – Column

Garbage Pail

The All (Porn) Star Team

by Matt Sullivan
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Even before Brandi Chastain took her shirt off after scoring the winning goal for the U.S. women’s soccer team in the World Cup shootout against China, millions of men around the globe had the same thought: Brandi Chastain? That sounds like a porno-star name! Below, we present a list of other professional sports figures whose monikers seem better-suited to a career in the adult-film industry.

  • Tiger Woods, golf
  • Magic Johnson, basketball
  • Dennis Rodman, basketball
  • Mo Cheeks, basketball
  • Dick Butkus, football
  • Catfish Hunter (R.I.P.), baseball
  • Connie Lingis, WNBA
  • Michael J. Cox, skeet-shooting
  • Phil Latio, stock-car racing
  • Savannah, lawn-bowling
  • Ron Jeremy, squash
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