Garbage Pail

Fake Band Names: Food

by Scott Hefflon
illustrations by Jonathan Ian Mathers

Bacon Bitch
Ally McVeal
Cake and Pie
Dash of Salt
Embalming Fluid on the Rocks
Fur Burger
The Good Eggs
Ham on Wry
Icing the Cake
Jelly Belly

Knee Deep in Kimchee
Puppies Roasting on an Open Fire
Leg of Lamb of God
Milk Gone Bad
Napalm Frosting
Olives and Pickles
Quiche Police
Royale with Cheese
Salty Balls
The Tatter Tots
Ultimate Cheese
Vampire Helper
Where Deer and Weapons Meet
X Marks the Twat
Young, Tender Thighs
Zao Chow