Garbage Pail – Young Adult Movies – Column

Garbage Pail

Young Adult Movies

by Matt Sullivan and Daniel Manu
illustration by Dave Dawson

Since pomo porno titles like Good Will Humping and Romancing The Bone are always good for a laugh, it got us thinking: What if adult movies sought inspiration from the titles of young adult novels? We’d have fewer creative titles like All-Anal Volume 31 and more like these:

Willy Wanker and the Cocklick Factory
Little Hoes on the Prairie
The Chocolate Whore
Beyond the Chocolate Whore
My Brother Sam Gives Head
A Ho Ain’t Nothing but a Sandwich
I Am the Tease
Where the Red Fur Grows
The Gay
Tales of a 4th Grade Fucking
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