Lollipop Magazine

“Dastardly Dave” Dawson Dies at 50 – News

June 26, 2019

With terrible sadness, I must report that Designer, Photographer, Illustrator and Friend, Dave Dawson, died over the weekend at the age of 50.

Mental Shrapnel: Three Words You Never Want To Hear Together – Column

November 17, 2006

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Irvine Welsh – Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs – Interview

October 6, 2006

An interview with Irvine Welsh

Mental Shrapnel: Before They Were Famous – Column

June 28, 2006

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Olivia Barware – Review

April 28, 2006

Featuring the artwork of Olivia, the world-famous pin-up artist, these glasses are awesome. I’ve been a fan since her paintings on the cover of Heavy Metal.

Toxic Toons – Review

April 28, 2006

A must-have for any Eric Pigor fan, and a really cool gift for any horror or collectible toy fan.

Coffin Case – Review

April 28, 2006

While trolling for cute girls on MySpace, I stumbled across Coffin Case, a company that makes coffin-shaped guitar cases.

Mental Shrapnel: Slambasket – Column

April 28, 2006

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel – Movie Combinations – Column

April 28, 2006

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Suicide Girls – The First Tour – Review

April 28, 2006

This is a documentary about the Suicide Girls doing a tour with a burlesque style live show. I’ve seen burlesque shows done well, this ain’t it.

DIY for Dummies – Rant

June 13, 2005

Parents didn’t do their kids any favors when they said they were special and that they could do anything. Not every kid is special. Most of them suck.

Mental Shrapnel: Movie Combinations – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel: Genetic Splicings – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel: More Family Reunions – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel – Family Reunions – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Milo Goes To… – Fiction

May 23, 2004

Discarded titles for the new Descendents record.

School of Rock – Review

February 2, 2004

I want to know what these kids will come up with when they have their own head-on collisions with teen angst, not just tribute angst for some outgrown rocker.

Immaterial Girl – An “interview” with Madonna – Fiction

July 23, 2003

Renowned international Music/Film/Fashion/Media critic Jean-Paul Bavard met recently with Singer/Songwriter/Actress Madonna in a posh Parisian bistro.

Garbage Pail – Fake Band Names Dealing with Religion – Column

January 3, 2003

With Christian Rock being “so big,” and everyone from sports stars and award-accepting actors to politicians name-dropping the Big G, here’s a sampling of religion-oriented band/album names I came up with: Communal Whine, The Highway to Hellmen, Pinhead Angels, Virgin Mary Stripshow…

Garbage Pail – Fake Band Names – Column

February 22, 2002

Here’s a portion of a list of fake band names I came up with for a mock version of the mp3 CD which should be glued into the center spread of this issue.

The Lonelies – Part Nine – The Conclusion – Fiction

June 1, 2001

After morning check-in, he called Jesse’s parents on the pay phone in the community room. The Trilofon was helping, making him feel more grounded, more real.

What We Wipe With – Fiction

June 1, 2001

We’ve all run out of toilet paper. It’s a product we’re embarrassed to buy in a busy grocery store despite the fact that everyone has to at some point. But this time we’re the spectacle lugging the 144-roll pack to the checkout because it saves 3 cents a roll.

The Lonelies – Part Eight – Fiction

April 1, 2001

“He gets shipped down to some psychiatric hospital down around South Portland somewhere… And then, while he’s in the hospital his mother drives down to visit and she dies in a car crash. I mean, they were never very close or anything, but she was his only family in the world.”

Garbage Pail – Young Adult Movies – Column

September 1, 2000

Since pomo porno titles like Good Will Humping and Romancing The Bone are always good for a laugh, it got us thinking: What if adult movies sought inspiration from the titles of young adult novels?

Garbage Pail – Family Reunions – Column

September 1, 2000

Family Reunions We’d Hate to See: Paul & Hulk Hogan. George & Hillary Clinton. Shaun & Neal Cassidy.