Uncyclopedia
by Ewan Wadharmi
“The Uncyclopedia is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to this.” Listen, it helps to recognize this quote, or at least have an appreciation for Onionesque humor to understand a reference guide of this magnitude.
It’s patterned off the “Massively Multiplayer Online Editing Game” Wikipedia, except that The Uncyclopedia is chock full of B.S. What am I saying? It’s exactly like Wikipedia in that respect, except that it’s gut-twistingly funny. Once upon a time, a couple of contributors got fed up with being repeatedly banned from Wikipedia for posting false and misleading entries. (Specifically, attributing various quotes to Oscar Wilde.) So they created a safe haven for misinformation, flame wars, and Chuck Norris memes.
The best way to enjoy The Uncyclopedia is to log on from a laptop whilst seated on the The Seat of Ultimate Power, select the Random page link, and go link hopping from there. The best way to piss off The Uncyclopedia is to feed its grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
(www.uncyclopedia.org)