The Vandals
Hilter Bad, Vandals Good (Nitro)
by Scott Hefflon
The Vandals musta made a deal with the Devil. How else can they continue to crank out exactly what I need, exactly when I need it? Every freakin’ time they release an album/video/single, I want to hate it, to hate them, to froth wickedly about what a bunch of intentional, scene-scrutinizing, trend-watching bandwagon-jumpers they are who, sure, have a lot of talent for both writing and performing, but they know it, man, they see the opportunity and they take it, they aren’t real, man, they’re a shapeshifting buncha smart fucks who fill gaps and cash checks! But damn it if I don’t love Hitler Bad, Vandals Good as much as I’ve loved Oi! to the World, The Quickening, and Live Fast Diarrhea. While I can’t forgive them for having the same song on every comp that came out for six months straight, and a song or two (the same ones) in a coupla absolutely horrible movies (Glory Daze being their own turd, despite the music scoring by guitar madman Warren Fitzgerald and the fact that Superstar Ben Affleck proved yet again that he’s one of the most loathsome “Gen X” “actors” who’s somehow escaped the beating he deserves.), I can, um, sometimes fuggetaboudit.
All lyrics are included, kids, so learn ’em now! No worries, there are pictures, too. I recently noticed all my favorite songs are written by guitar whiz Warren Fitzgerald. Aside from being a great producer and having a surprising ear for dweeby instruments and sounds, he just might be the best punk guitarist on the circuit, simply ’cause he can toss in screaming metal solos while leaping around the stage with his pants around his ankles, one of those propeller hats on his head, his hard-on helping with his hammer-ons, and people simply smile and say, “That’s Warren.” And then, of course, they close out Hitler Bad, Vandals Good with “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound of Music, a song you always suspected ripped shit up, but ain’t no metal band with the humor to goof on it. Enter the Vandals. The best of both worlds.
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