Family Reunions We Hope to Never See
by Scott Hefflon
illustration by Michael Corcoran
- Patrick & Jon Stewart
- Bill & George Clinton
- Jim & Drew Carey
- Tommy, Spike, Ben & Bruce Lee
- Mel, William & Debby Gibson
- Bruce & Emily Dickinson
- Traci & Mary Lou Lord
- Tom & Dee Snider
- Leonard & the Cohen Brothers
- Pauly & Dinah Shore
- Ted & Tina Turner
- Sharon, Oliver & Matt Stone
- Eric, Tanya & Oral Roberts
- Chris & Jimmy Carter
- Dennis & Arthur Miller
- Rich, Big, Frank & The Voluptous Horror of Karen Black
- Steve & Rickie Martin
- Steve, Joe & Gaylord Perry
- Norm, Ronald & Old MacDonald