Consumption Junction
By Scott Hefflon
Consumption Junction, what’s your dysfunction? That’s a paraphrase from a ’70s Schoolhouse Rock, in case you’re new here. This is your basic post-with-funny-caption site with lots of porn banners. And it’s pretty funny. I first heard of Consumptionjunction.com cuz someone emailed me an “Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten” postcard with a really cute kitty running scared. An hour later, someone did a “reply to all” with Consumption Junction’s version, “Everytime you masturbate, God kills Tony Danza” which has Tony Danza’s face over the kitten’s. I stared at that for a few seconds before laughing. It’s so random, like skits on Conan O’Brien or certain South Park jokes that you don’t laugh at right away cuz your brain is still trying to figure out what the hell is going on. There are 8,500 jpegs in the Pics section, and 1,500 videos (mostly Windows Media Player, which is a clunky player but evidently pretty common), as well as about 500 text jokes and 500 games/downloads. Yeah, ok, so almost half of this is porn, but there’s some great parody ads like “AOL: Number One Or Number Two?” and a few really funny “PSA’s We’d like to See”-type things.
(www.consumptionjunction.com)