The Best Page in the Universe
by Scott Hefflon
It opens with the premise “This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong,” and from there, it gets personal. Every few days, there’s a new post from this Maddox guy about how stupid greeting cards are, what sucked about Daredevil, Signs, Harry Potter (etc.), and the link that got me turned onto this site, “I Am Better Than Your Kids,” which rates children’s drawing hanging in parent’s cubicles at work, and he gives them all “F”s saying things like “I don’t even know what this is. If it’s supposed to be a dog, then it’s the shittiest dog I’ve ever seen” and “Three words: Too many colors. Also, eggs aren’t supposed to have ears, dipshit.” And those are in response to happy dogs and Easter eggs. So you can imagine his response to movies, politics, the news, and generally, a world full of people who eat, shit, and procreate, but other than that, are pretty useless, not to mention annoying and get in the way a lot.
(www.maddox.xmission.com)