Modern Drunkard Magazine
by Chad Van Wagner
Intervention my ass. Right now we’ve got a jug-eared goofball in the White House who reportedly has an IQ of 91, the economy has college graduates begging for “you want fries with that” level jobs, Metallica continues to remind us that nothing good lasts forever, and they’re making a Cat In The Hat movie with Mike Meyers. Among other things. And on top of all this, you expect us to quit drinking?
Modern Drunkard Magazine has our backs. Namely, in the article entitled “How to Ace an Intervention.” Simple, easy to remember (fortunately) hints on how to turn the tables. Case in point: Give them nifty nicknames (“Osama works on nearly everyone.”)
As mentioned before, the Drunkard is nothing if not thorough. Dial up browsers are likely to get disconnected in the time it takes to get through one of the articles, because these people aren’t content with flip answers and simple statements. Long, involved and (dare I say it?) well thought-out arguments can be found in most of the editorials which blur that line between satire and simple sincerity that much more. Which, as any student of the snide arts will tell you, is exactly when things get interesting.
(www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com)