No one can legitimately call this “boring.” “Foul and unwatchable,” maybe, but not boring. Castration, shitting, and old man cock just do not a dull film make.
Like… The Office. Interesting, that one of the stars/writers of this film is Jenna Fischer, the receptionist. Brave, embarrassing, and smart-ass as all hell.
Blood, guts, and goofiness get the attention (Ichi The Killer, Audition, Versus) but Kurosawa’s recent work is more akin to Andrei Tarkovsky than Sam Raimi.
The Mask as a karate movie, complete with faces that squash inwards and necks that twist like barber poles. Looney Tunes taken to its most chop-sockey extreme.
The Corpse Bride is not The Nightmare Before Christmas. The visuals are less distinguished, the songs don’t stand out, and the story just kind of chugs along.
So, the site… An assortment of constantly-updated anecdotes, moments of clarity, and other pragmatic outlooks, it’s not necessarily a fascinating read as a one-time stop.
A site in the “Hot or Not” mold, Cute Overload sets you up with two pictures, usually of someone’s dog, kitten, rabbit, or whatever pet didn’t run away.
Shinji Aoyama’s Wild Life revolves around Hiroki (Kosuke Toyohara) a retired boxer who seems kind of, uh, slow. Turns out he’s just not particularly excitable.
What is a simple, innocent comment one era becomes unintentional porn the next. An entire page of panels with Joker talking about pulling Batman’s boner.
Impossible to describe without bringing SOME kind of altered state into play. Basically, it’s a Java program that allows you to mess with geometric concepts.
She was a hot woman who was horribly disfigured in a car accident. She appears in public wearing this creepy as fuck mask, and clunky prosthetic legs and hands.
Heidilynn is a completely out AB (adult baby). He lives, eats, sleeps, and craps as an AB. For all the faux-rebellious bullshit, Heidilynn is the real deal.
“Hufu is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.”