Which Would Jesus Do?
by Chad Van Wagner
Sacrilege is always funny. The only way I could think that it wouldn’t be funny is if you were some suburban Goth kid who prayed to the inverted goat or something, in which case it would be HILARIOUS. A friend of mine made herself a WWDLRD (What Would David Lee Roth Do?) charm bracelet, which I thought was the best take I was going to see on that particular trend. Until now.
Which Would Jesus Do? asks the only real question: When given a choice between two hot, scantily-clad women, who would he boff? Like the truly ecumenical being He is, He lets you, the viewer, decide. Every day, there’s a challenger coming up (heh) against the current champ. That winner then moves on to the next day, etc. Not complicated.
Prepare for the second coming.
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