by Scott Hefflon, William Ham, and Lex Marburger
ANOTHER SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE:
Finally! A web site that goes soggy in milk! Links to the Vitamin B homepage! Helps you download more smoothly! And goes great with java!
Various crap overheard in Lollipop‘s Offices (as far as you know):
- I could read her mind, and it was full of typos. At least it wasn’t in Braille.
- Oedipus was a motherfucker, and Faust sold out while Jesus got nailed. Hamlet was a great Dane, and Polyphemus had an eye out for nobody in particular.
Helpful Hints For Lollipop Writers
Number 236 – Words and/or Phrases to Avoid Due to Overuse:
- “Insipid”
- “Cathartic”
- “Quirky”
- “Ethereal”
- “_____ as fuck”
- “I hear they rock live”
- Hyphenated words more than 75 characters (ex. “Post-Hip-Hop-Techno-Acid-Emo-Lounge-Punk-Skronk-Noise-Metal-Klezmer-Core-As-Fuck”)
- “Like _____ on Acid”
- “Marilyn Manson”
- “Perry Como”
- “Semprini”