Rejected Taglines for Lollipop
by Scott Hefflon, William Ham, and Lex Marburger
- Lollipop Now With Adjectives!
- Lollipop It’s Not a Magazine, It’s a Cry For Help.
- Lollipop It’s Not Just a Job, It’s an Indenture.
- Lollipop We love your band if the check clears.
- Lollipop Local scene? What local scene?
- Lollipop Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
- Lollipop It’s not just a magazine… Okay, it is.
- Subscribe to Lollipop We need the money.
- Lollipop Now with copy editors that do their job good.
- Lollipop I’m only combing my hair, mom!
- Lollipop Won’t Stick To Most Dental Work.
- Lollipop The Magazine More Doctors Recommend To Their Patients Who Suck.
- Lollipop No, We’re Just Happy To See You.
- Lollipop Where Gonzo Journalism Goes To Die.
- Lollipop Back In 5 Minutes.
- Lollipop It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.