Midget Handjob
Midnight Snack Break at the Poodle Factory (Epitaph)
by Scott Hefflon
Don’t Panic!
No, it isn’t going to get any better if you keep reading, so if you’re hoping it’ll all make sense, well, you’re on your own…
I’m just thankful more people don’t try this. King Missile/John Hall/Dogbowl in New York and Midget Handjob in Los Angeles are plenty, thanks. No “Jewel now writes poetry too!” horseshit, this is the kinda stream-of-consciousness “spoken word” with noisy avant-jazz/anal probing that only famous lunatics can get away with. Keith Morris was the frontman of a couple little bands called Black Flag and the Circle Jerks, and the rest of the band consists of Jon Wahl and Chris Bagarozzi from Clawhammer, Quasar from Lutefisk, Kevin Fitzgerald from the Geraldine Fibbers, Tony Malone from Detox and John LeBear from France. I may’ve just copied that from the bio, but I know enough to be suitably impressed by the names I do recognize…
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