Cheeseburger – “Cool Tomato” – Review October 1, 1995 7"/Singles, Bands, Reviews, Stoner/Hard Rock Review Cheeseburger “Cool Tomato” (Dionysus) by Joshua Brown Irresistibly cool and simple. 4/4 beat, Stooges-like vocals, repetitive lines like “and I piss mah pants/well I piss mah pants/when I get the chance/I’m gonna piss mah pants.” CheeseburgerCool TomatoDionysus RecordsFirst DateJoshua BrownPants