Moistboyz

II (Grand Royal)
by Jon Sarre

Whitey puts on his Al Jolson act and kicks it like he saw someone off MTV one time, but substitutes the funk for Biohazardcore and Beastie-thrash and the raps go on about lawn-jobs and recreational drugs and rec rooms and hatin’ hippies cos they don’t fight back when ya beat on ’em, y’know, hip-to-punk-hip-hop with a dose of distortion thrown in so it’s like Rage Against Ministry’s Minstrel Show, which is weird, cos I always thought Andrew Weiss (ex-Gone, Rollins Band) had better taste.