The Unpunk Album

(Two-O-Six)
by Scott Hefflon

Based on the “Un-Cola” concept, The Unpunk Album stitches together snotty, hyperactive punk songs with a few mid-tempo shit tracks, just to break up the monotony. If you like Nitro Records’ stuff, but find it too polished, this comp is for you. Fast, borderline sloppy, and credibly-crappily produced, The Unpunk Album may just have the Rolling Stone coverdorks of tomorrow today! Songs by Pulley, White Trash Debutantes, Carter Peace Mission, Chuck, Brainsick, Tripwire, and an atrocious cover of “We’re Not Going To Take It” done by Willis. The song’s by Twisted Sister, not Quiet Riot, ya morons. Who sucks more, me for knowing that or you for not?