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Civilization & Its Malcontents – Fiction

May 1, 1996

The frightening truth is the people running this country are exactly who they appear to be: damn fools who run around shaking hands and making inane statements.

A Few of My Favorite Things – What Goes In The Elegant Mouth – Column

May 1, 1996

Don’t you tell me smoking’s not cool. Poisonous, yes. Deadly, yes. But very cool. These coffin nails are the ultimate in sophistication.

A Few of My Favorite – Things If You Don’t Own This Album… – Column

May 1, 1996

The Stooges, Fun House (Elektra, 1970) – Accept no substitutes.

Coroner’s Corner – You Can’t Polish a Turd – Column

May 1, 1996

If you prefer a less polished, grungier film with a budget equal to the lip-gloss bill for Diabolique, check out House On Sorority Row.

A Few of My Favorite Things – What Happens When Dixieland and Avant Jazz Meet – Column

May 1, 1996

Looping, multi-layered saxes, trombone, guitar, all moving independently, but building epic songs. Moody, emotional, hot.

Cine-Trash – Color of Night – Column

May 1, 1996

Ruben Blades knocks his detective role way into left field, every neurotic in Willis’ group (including Lesley Ann Warren and Brad Dourif) overacts hilariously.

Invasion of the Indie Snatchers – Review

May 1, 1996

24 songs by 24 bands. They have no relation to one another stylistically or thematically. I’m not sure why they’re all crammed together on the same CD.

Death Race 2000 – Fiction

May 1, 1996

“The Emperor has no clothes,” yelled naked boys to their naked confederates, as stark naked pretenders to the throne smirked sagely. Nobody blushed.

No One Here Gets In Without Paying – Fiction

May 1, 1996

I passed the audition to be the new singer of Nobody In Particular. Quite a change from delivering Grade-Q meat to cafeterias, but I’m up to the challenge.

A Few of my Favorite Things – Christopher Walken’s Three Best Film Quotes – Column

April 1, 1996

“Tell the angels in heaven you’ve never seen evil so singularly personified than on the face of the man that killed you.”

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