23 Short Columns About Filling Magazine Space

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The Culture Bunker – 23 Short Columns About Filling Magazine Space – Fiction

December 1, 1996

While you’re reading this sentence, Cubans are rummaging through your closets and loosening the buttons on your favorite shirt just to fuck with you.

Liquor Lecture – Drinking Games – Column

May 1, 1996

My reply is simple but very direct. ‘Nah.’ Rule #17. Don’t play drinking games. They revolve around losing. You drink to win.

Lick Us Back! – Readers Response – Column

May 1, 1996

This chain letter was received at the office. We figured we’d go for a lotta luck by reprinting the letter thousands of times, rather than the recommended 20.

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

April 1, 1996

A college-educated American knows 15,000 words. Shakespeare is believed by scholars to have known 25,000 words. There are hardly a dozen that offend people.