Square Dance Lessons – Fiction

April 1, 1995

Whoa, ding-dong, three o’clock, I’m going to be late for my square dance seminar at the city college. Thank you all, but I’ll have to come back some other day.

Lettuce – Fiction

February 1, 1995

Too much joy leaves an aching in my heart, An icepick in my heart, And a piece of lettuce between my teeth.