Britney Spears – Oops, I Did It Again (10 out of 10): An artistic triumph that ranks alongside the great masterworks of 20th century art, such as Van Gogh’s “Starry Night,” Welles’ “Citizen Kane,” and Ritter’s “Three’s Company.”
Adjectives like weighty, consequential, formidable, semiligneous, and oss-eous don’t do this band justice. Nor do nouns like peplum, kirguiz, and quinquereme.