Lollipop Magazine

The Newlydeads – Dead End – Review

February 22, 2002

Glam leftovers playing what they think is industrial, yet they’re so drug-addled and kinda dim, that the end result is accidentally kinda cool.

The Impotent Sea Snakes – Everything in Excess – Review

February 22, 2002

Blasphemy meets burlesque in a futuristic, exotic sort of way. These guys (and girls) put the “X” in sex and then come back for sloppy seconds.

Faster Pussycat – Between the Valley of the Ultra Pussy – Review

February 22, 2002

Wow, this is awful… I’m reminded of the advice that if a child is acting out, you should ignore him so as not to encourage him.

Anyone Can Play Radiohead – Review

February 22, 2002

What is the sound of 10,000 record buyers shaking their heads in disbelief?

D.R.I. – Greatest Hits – Review

February 15, 2002

Greatest Hits captures many of the classics from the first couple records (Dirty Rotten EP and Dealing With It), and probably some of the Crossover shit.

Smells Like Bleach – A Punk Tribute to Nirvana – Review

June 4, 2001

These two tributes? They’re terrible. Really half-assed versions of songs that mattered. Everyone involved should be scolded and pelted with rotting fruit.

A Punk Tribute to Metallica – Review

June 4, 2001

These two tributes? They’re terrible. Really half-assed versions of songs that mattered. Everyone involved should be scolded and pelted with rotting fruit.

An Industrial Rock Tribute To Judas Priest – Review

June 4, 2001

Methinks these things exist just to rile the increasingly Perry-skunked mullets of Priest fans, and ooh boy, mission accomplished.

The Electric Hellfire Club – Witness the Millennium – Review

September 1, 2000

Never had much use for The Electric Hellfire Club, but always kinda had a good chuckle with them before selling their CDs.

Snakebites – A Tribute To Whitesnake – Review

June 1, 2000

No techno remixes, no third-rate death metal, but no real pep either, Snakebites gathering guys with thick metal resumes to romp through Coverdale’s classics.