Lollipop Magazine

WWF Forceable Entry – Review

August 2, 2002

Boring. Maybe this is for trudging through the mall, looking cool and checking your cap, the paces slow enough so your pants won’t fall down around your ankles.

Le Nouveau New Thing – “Reviews” of new releases – Fiction

August 2, 2002

World famous critic By Jean-Paul Bavard reviews Blink 41’s More Songs About Teenagers With Disposable Incomes, Andrew W.K.’s Party Party Party Party Party Party, Puddle of Nickelsmack, Staindback Park, and CBS Evening News With Dan Rather.

The Future of Criticism – “Reviews” by Jean-Paul Bavard – Fiction

April 19, 2002

Mon dieu, it is so very simple yet so very true! Every work of art ever created by man can be explained to its very deepest essence by quoting lyrics from Barry Manilow songs.

CD Reviews par Jean-Paul Bavard – Fiction

September 1, 2000

Britney Spears – Oops, I Did It Again (10 out of 10): An artistic triumph that ranks alongside the great masterworks of 20th century art, such as Van Gogh’s “Starry Night,” Welles’ “Citizen Kane,” and Ritter’s “Three’s Company.”