Jag Panzer

Dissident Alliance (Pavement)
by Chaz Thorndike

I have a huge collection of embarrassing vinyl from the ’80s that I masochistically dig through for reference. Jag Panzer‘s EP is in there somewhere with “Metal Melts the Ice” and other horrendously schlock-metal ditties. The band was silly then and they’re silly now. Admittedly, some of the songs on the new CD are interesting, but then it’s back to the Land O Lakes cheese. Some A&R person should be flogged for this.