Lollipop Magazine

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – Interview

September 1, 1996

An interview with writer/performers Mike Nelson and Tom Servo

Cine-Trash – Gift – Column

September 1, 1996

Whatever you may think of Perry Farrell’s musical endeavors, Gift suggests that movie cameras should be regulated just as stringently as handguns.

Coroner’s Corner – Not a Good Day for Nasal Passages – Column

September 1, 1996

A real oddity that showcases several stars embarrassing themselves, The Sentinel came out in the ’70s, and churned in the wake of classics as The Exorcist.

Change For A Two – Fiction

September 1, 1996

“Why are you smiling like a lunatic?” questioned one of my comrades. Gerry chimed in. “Don’t you know? He’s saving the world with two dollar bills!”

Get Rich Quick – Fiction

September 1, 1996

The car was around the corner, we’d left the engine running. She eased it out and drove away, we pulled the stockings off our heads and lit up cigarettes.

Spontaneous Human Combustion – Fiction

September 1, 1996

I woke this morning to find that I wasn’t dead, which, if you’re keeping score, is not a bad way to start your day.

Sqeezebox Elegy – Fiction

September 1, 1996

Frankie Yankovic, of Frankie Yankovic’s Polka Party, was once “King of Polka” and pride of Wisconsin, titles seldom given anyone removed from cheese production.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

September 1, 1996

Observe the complete rundown of the work required to complete an average Culture Bunker…

The Third Eye – Column

September 1, 1996

The whole time Violet was hypnotizing me, all I could think about was how it was definitely not working.

True Stories of the Scene Patrol – Fiction

September 1, 1996

“I’m writing you up. You and your whole Starbuck’s Coffee klatch-rock are finished. Bend over.” “But why, man?” “Because I care.” “Agggggggggggggggggggggggh.”