12 Rounds

My Big Hero (Nothing)
by Angela Dauthi

The bio’s written in terrible rhymed couplets. They’re on Reznor’s Nothing label. But so’s Manson. The singer (Claudia Same) has a snotty, sneering voice, like The Divinyls, or maybe Wendy O. Williams with a head cold. The songs are of an average tempo, for the most part, sometimes getting ’80s nostalgic in a Missing Persons way… Nope. I’m not going to stand for such a blatant rip off/sample of Cave’s “Red Right Hand,” even if they do credit him. No. No way.
(1790 Broadway 21st Fl. New York, NY 10019)