Texas Terri And The Stiff Ones

Eat Shit (Burning Tree)
by Jon Sarre

So a famous-for-no-reason Hollywood hairdresser with an inexplicably thick press kit named Texas Terri takes her “female Iggy” schtick to the world where hopefully people will know better and just ignore her. I mean, her regular customers’ll probably wanna keep their appointments, right? It’s not that Terri and the Stiff Ones are all that horrible at their trashy, Stoogoid fashion victimization, but, on the other hand, they’re just not all that great. What’s the average price of a new CD? Skip this an’ check out a live show if they roll into yer town. Maybe she’ll get nekkid and smear donuts on herself again. Whoo-wee!
(10938 Magnolia #227 N. Hollywood, CA 91601)