What We Wipe With – Fiction

June 1, 2001

We’ve all run out of toilet paper. It’s a product we’re embarrassed to buy in a busy grocery store despite the fact that everyone has to at some point. But this time we’re the spectacle lugging the 144-roll pack to the checkout because it saves 3 cents a roll.

What I hate so much about hardcore, rap, and nü metal – Rant

June 1, 2001

Such lowered expectations have made ALL OF US applaud the fledgling efforts of anyone who looks like they might have a clue. But most flatline once the fawning starts, cuz honestly, why keep trying to outdo yourself when people already think you rule?

Underground Station – Column

June 1, 2001

Hate died two years ago, abandoned by Peter. This item features two all-new strips including an unpublished Buddy Bradley strip and several unpublished items.

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