Us Against the Archers – Creating Our Universe – Review

usagainstthearchers200Us Against the Archers

Creating Our Universe (Topshelf)
by Scott Hefflon

Yeah, I shoulda known better… Cool name, but one of those emo-screamo “phrases mistaken for band names” names, I guess. (That’s a parody of Planes Mistaken for Stars, in case you’re an emo dipshit and don’t get the joke because you ARE the joke.) Noodle here, howl there, “tricky” time signature changes if you’ve never played an instrument before, and light/dark, pussy mewl/howl, put a checkmark next to every requirement for “sheltered teenage girls might fall for this, but every one else on the planet will need to shower after hearing.” Yuk.