GWAR Announces “The Stoned Age” Tour Dates with Dark Funeral
Infamous Shock Rock legends GWAR will embark on “The Stoned Age Tour” this fall in support of their most recent album, The New Dark Ages. The aliens will start wreaking havoc on October 17th in Las Vegas, NV at House of Blues and then wrap up the tour on November 20 in Nashville, TN at the Brooklyn Bowl. The tour features support from Black Metal royalty Dark Funeral and hardcore noise machine Squid Pisser along with Cancer Bats picking up select dates.
GWAR vocalist Blóthar the Berserker comments: “Get ready to mumble!!! On this tour we will CHRONIC-le the embarrassing loser takes all choice between a neurodivergent fascist and a desiccated mummy to be the leader of the free world. What could possibly go wrong?”
GWAR 2024 The Age of Entitlement Tour Dates w/ Brujeria, BRAT, and Cancer Christ:
9/12/24: Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom
9/13/24: Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts
9/14/24: Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
9/16/24: Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Smalls
9/17/24: St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
9/18/24: Little Rock, AR @ The Hall
9/20/24: Fayetteville, AR @ JJ’s Live
Festivals:
9/21/24: Des Moines, IA @ Knotfest
9/22/24: Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest
GWAR 2024 The Stoned Age Tour Dates w/ Dark Funeral, Squid Pisser, and Cancer Bats*:
10/17/24: Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
10/18/24: Tempe/Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee Theater
10/19/24: Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
10/20/24: San Francisco, CA @ Regency Ballroom
10/22/24: Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
10/23/24: Boise, ID @ Revolution Concert House
10/24/24: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10/26/24: Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot10/29/24: Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon Theatre
10/30/24: Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theatre
10/31/24: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11/1/24: Cleveland, OH @ The Agora
11/2/24: Albany, NY @ Empire Live
11/3/24: Hampton Beach, NH @ Wally’s
11/5/24: Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club
11/6/24: New York, NY @ Brooklyn Steel
11/8/24: Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall*
11/9/24: Richmond, VA @ The National*
11/10/24: Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz*
11/11/24: Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel*
11/13/24: Orlando, FL @ The Beacham
11/15/24: Dallas, TX @ The Studio at The Factory
11/16/24: San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center
11/17/24: Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
11/19/24: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/20/24: Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl
*Cancer Bats replace Dark Funeral
The Intergalactic Scumdog Warriors also recently announced the re-issue of their landmark masterpiece album Hell-O! with 2024 being its 36th anniversary. The new release will be blood-spattered clear vinyl and includes expanded artwork featuring never-before-seen photos from the time, including the original album release show in Richmond.
Hell-O! (36th Anniversary Edition) will be available in physical form only with limited runs of both CD and Vinyl. It is due out September 13th on the band’s own label: Pit Records.
To help celebrate this momentous release, the iconic heavy metal collective is also reprinting the “GWAR Must Die” t-shirts made oh-so-famous back in their original pillaging days by human rabble everywhere. Get yours here!
As some of you may know, the current lead singer of the band, Blóthar the Berserker, once inhabited the earthly form of GWAR’s original bass player, Beefcake the Mighty. We asked Blóthar for his feelings on this momentous occasion:
“It was the ’80s. I was so young and scared. I will always remember wandering around the seedy sex arcades of Times Square, pants around my ankles, tears in my eyes… little did I know, I was working on the most important record in the history of shock rock. We were polishing a turd for the ages… we wanted to call it Beat the Meatles, but the record company said no… and Hell-O was born.”
