Issue 57 – Lollipop Magazine

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[ October 30, 2026 ] A Perfect Circle Release “To Whom It May Concern” and Announce 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 28, 2026 ] Darkest Hour Announce New Single “Warrior” and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 26, 2026 ] Alice Cooper’s “Devil On My Shoulder” Memoir Is An International Best-Seller – News News
[ October 23, 2026 ] Hippie Death Cult Drops New Single + US Tour Dates with COC & The Sword – News News
[ October 22, 2026 ] Kontusion Announces 2026 East Coast Tour MMXXVI with Hedonist – News News
[ October 21, 2026 ] As I Lay Dying Announce Self-Titled Album and 2026-2027 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 20, 2026 ] Distant Share “The Shallow Gaze” Video and 2026 US Tour Dates – News News
[ October 16, 2026 ] Orbit Culture Drop “Nuclear God” and 2026 Tour Dates with Trivium – News News
[ October 15, 2026 ] Comeback Kid Drop “Yesterday’s Gone” Video and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 14, 2026 ] Suicide Silence Share Title Track of New Album and 2026 US Tour Dates – News News

Note to self: Don't laugh at bald guys wearing sunglasses and carrying broadswords

Steve could feel Jen glaring at him. He gave her the goddamn umbrella, he was walking first so she wouldn't slip on hidden ice or be the first to get struck by a swerving car, Christ, what did she want from him?!?

The song "Closer Now" may not be revolutionary, but a hot chick in a very short gold dress writhing about in front of her cam is pretty damn cool.

Devon was used to the stares. Hour after hour, she wrote in her little journal, confessing secret thoughts no one else really gave a shit about. Occasionally, she took a tug off the bottle of ketchup and sighed.

Completely ignoring the label, Our Lady Peace pounded the bottle of NyQuil AND operated heavy machinery.

When I came to, I was confused and. uncomfortable. With horror, I realized someone had actually taken my magazine and shoved it up my ass!

Somehow, it looked a lot cooler when Jimi or Yngwie played their guitars over their headsÖ

The Rad Dads never actually played out or recorded a demo, but they sure had fun jamming and doing photoshoots.

Floral Pattern discovered they got a lot more gigs when they stopped mailing around their insipid demo and started just showing up in the booking agent's office and singing loudly until they got a show.

Jimmy never forgot to take his glasses to a photoshoot again.

OK, so not all parents should encourage their children to follow their dreams.

Like Jell-O, there's always room to make fun of Elton John.

It was the weirdest interview I'd ever done.

From then on, Sally closed the curtains before changing.

Band photo or Avoid Goofy Facial Hair ad? You decide.

Sure, Velvet Panties is your band. I just write all the material and play all the instruments. Sure, I'll just stand in the background while you look all troubled and thoughtful. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

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