Cine-Trash – Female Trouble – Column

October 1, 1995

Many aficionados swear by Pink Flamingos, and its dogshit-munching climax does tend to leave an impression. But for my money, you can’t beat his follow-up.

Prostitute – Fiction

September 1, 1995

I just found out my friend Gloria is a prostitute. She’s an energetic, beautiful 21-year-old with a quick wit and bubbling laugh. And a night job.

What I Did on My Summer Vacation – Fiction

September 1, 1995

Whoever had been talking to me had stopped. Only a cat sat beside me now. Maybe the cat had been talking to me. Maybe whoever had been talking to me had turned into a cat.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

September 1, 1995

Our politically-astute production manager gave me two passes to Disgraceland, the home of Richard Milhouse Nixon, one of our nation’s 42 greatest presidents.

Legalize Plot – Fiction

September 1, 1995

Molly Monica zipped up his black leather jacket and walked onto the stage. “I’m sorry I blew up the Moon,” he said. “I promise not to do it again.”

Idle Chatter – Column

September 1, 1995

Watch for CBS’ new reality-based newsmagazine, $48/Hr., which follows various second-string celebs as they couple with L.A. prostitutes in hopes of a comeback.

Coroner’s Corner – Species – Column

September 1, 1995

Shape-shifting, face-crushing, spine-ripping, etc. Don’t forget the great creature design by H.R. Giger (Alien). Several Natasha Henstridge nude scenes help.

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