Issue 58 – Lollipop Magazine

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The guys began to rethink the "Dude, let's use that big patch of cactus as cover and smoke a fatty" idea.

While it seemed like a cool, lofty idea to never touch the ground outside the club, even his fans turned on him when Gabe took a liking to big heavy meals. Especially thought that made him gaseous.

Jackass stunts aren't quite as funny when there's a freeway at the bottom of steep, grassy slope.

"I am such a loser," Nathan thought, hanging his head, "Not only are my imaginary friends not all that cool, they're not even all there."

[insert lame joke about one-of-each ethnic sampling, and try not to stare lustfully at the photo for too long]

Boys II Men merely updated the four-guys-stand-around-and-sing-a-cappella thing. OR A rare photo of from the first and last show by Holy Moses and the Dang I Love Jesus Gang.

The rest of the band backed away. When Kris stared wistfully ahead like this, it was only a matter of time until he broke into song, the sweeping strings emanating from the heavens, passers-by either joining in or looking tired and sad for their close-ups. But there was usually a hot chick walking by at some point and she'd actually give them a little smile instead of demanding "What are you losers looking at?" so it was all good.

After the photoshoot, the band drove back to their respective housing developments, promising to meet at the mall later.

While most agreed that their band, Fatty Fatty Bo Batty, sucked hard, at least it kept the guys out on the road so they wouldn't fuck the animals.

A fun-loving bunch, sure, but not especially bright. Two tractor trailer trucks and a low clearance bridge pretty much did in the whole lot of them.

They say you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but what they forget to tell you is that her crazy family is bound to camp on your lawn!

Guns'n'Titties nicknamed "Horns'n'Hooters" by a couple uptight people who don't think a hot chick and guys in make-up can rock like hell are rarely captured on film.

"What do you mean, 'Remember the van we used to have?'"

Some bands take negative reviews very, very seriously.

"Is he done taking our photo, is it safe to look up?"

All her friends groaned. Devon had found the pull-string that made her talk.

Some pictures are worth a thousand captions.

Some bands take a Battle of the Bands very seriously.

Gasping for air, the noose tightening around his neck as his tiptoes failed to find solid ground, Jimmy finally understood: Pay your band dues on time.

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