Issue 66 – Lollipop Magazine

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Live journal entry: "Learned my third chord today. Here's a photo of me playing it. It sounds really cool. Click the link in the audio section to hear an mp3 of me playing it. Watch for live date postings because I'm going to Billy's house, and we're going to stream a live broadcast as he teaches me my fourth chord! My Mood is: Wildly Optimistic."

Only later did Chad "The Catcher" Williams realize how gay this photo looked.

The Rah Rah Blahs wished they'd been a little more specific when they traded their souls for the band getting big.

"Just because you can play bass really well doesn't mean you can join Carry On Luggage. Do you have a silly hat?"

Closer and closer they crammed. Suddenly, there was the sound of a trapdoor being sprung, followed by the clicking of the shutter.

Fleshing-Eating Maggot Stew didn't mind the cramped rehearsal space or lack of ventilation unless Tim "The Fart Machine" Maggot had chili before practice.

Virgin Mary Striptease still hadn't bought any instruments yet, but their Jägermeister endorsement was solid.

The Cedar Street Ballerz: "Don't step. We da bomb wizzle, fo'. We gots da fuzzy wuzzy flim flam, dog." Or something, I was laughing too hard to translate properly.

"Hey, uh, can you center the shot? My face is sticking to the border."

Suckasaurus had heard that bands were discovered, but they began to wonder how long they were supposed to hide.

Sarah couldn't keep her hands off her new legs. Now all she needed was a mid-section.

Shane keeps all my jokes safely locked up for me. Too bad he was on vacation when I wrote these captions.

Melting Popsicles couldn't actually play yet, but they liked to look at their instruments and dream their little dream.

New member Steve couldn't play for shit and he chattered like a teenage girl with a crush, but he always had weed, and hell, he sat in the middle, even though it was his van.

Craig got the feeling the band was replacing him.

The Oh Babys take getting to practice on time very seriously.

They were nice about it, but evidently Holy Moses and the Dang I Love Jesus Gang, who'd rented the beach house next door, didn't appreciate Cradle of Filth blasting loud enough to move furniture.

Ahmed questioned his credentials as the new guy burst into another show tune on his Mr. Microphone.

Little did The Shitty Boyfriends know, Fate had synchronized their photoshoot with bus driver "Buzz" Washington, hater of aging white guys in awful shirts, coming down the street.

The photographer wished the band hadn't all gotten new sneakers before the shoot. Phil launched into his fifth kicking frenzy in 10 minutes.

Lyric-Writing Revealed! Band caught snacking on Carr's water crackers and Ho-Hos, sipping V8 and Orangina, and writing song lyrics with Boggle!

Jim Jay: Guitar wanker. Literally.

After a wild, sweaty show, Paw Your Daughter likes to relax in a bubble bath. Together.

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