Charlie’s Angels – Review

April 1, 2001

The ideal coming-out party and chick initiation rite for young D’Artagnan. I will forever hold the movie as a high point in my career of femininity.

A Life Less Ordinary – Review

April 1, 1998

People watch stupid flicks like this drunk or baked after a long day trying not to draw attention to themselves at jobs they don’t care about enough to hate.

A Life Less Ordinary – Review

December 1, 1997

This should have been just a madcap, goofy, directed-by-Carl-Reiner sort of comedy. They threw in gratuitous violence, bad hair, bad skin, and bad singing.

Feeling Minnesota – Review

June 1, 1997

Feeling Minnesota doesn’t really go anywhere unexpected. Worse, the characters are said to have interesting backgrounds, but you never find out what they are.