Explosions? Check. Crispin Glover being a damned lunatic? Check. Demi Moore? Check, but not by much. Bernie Mac? Check, but so what? Bernie Mac is a funny man.
Boy meets girl, they fall for each other but are committed to others, they pal around and hide their feelings, they finally get together. Predictable but sweet.
The cluttered field of stars has as much depth as an electron: Combining blindly, then breaking off again for another go ’round on the whirligig of romance.